FANTASTIC MARKETING: NEW DODGE WILL HIT 500 MPH

With GM getting a massive amount of play in the new movie Transformers, Dodge must have felt really bad and suffered a bad case of Hollywood envy. But to make things better, Dodge has now bought their way into the Fantastic Four movie and on top of it created a car for them capable of hitting 500 mph. And why can it hit 500 mph?

....because it's got a HEMI. The new car is called the Fantasti-Car and of course it will never come close to production.