DAVID ORTIZ BENZ FOR SALE.

Calling all Red Sox fans, well the rich ones anyway.

A present perhaps for the most indulgent of baseball fan, eBay has on offer this fire engine red 2005 Mercedes SL65 AMG live and direct from the stables of David Ortiz.

Sparing no chance to elucidate eBayers on the Merc’s Red Sox pedigree, we are told that not only did Papi use the car to shuttle back and forth to Fenway; he in fact bought it as a present to himself upon winning the 2004 World Series. Heart strings, prepare to be tugged.

With all the bells and whistles one would expect from a celebrity whip (expensive body kit, 20” chrome wheels, premium sound, etc) the true value of the SL, if one can use the term value when referring to a 170K auto, is of course the association with baseball royalty. To that end, the well-heeled winner of this auction will be presented the keys to the car by Ortiz himself at Fenway Park.

Wanna see it? Look it up on eBay!