TRUCK NUTZ BANNED? MAYBE.

Made to be the ultimate expression of a truck’s manlier qualities, Truck Nutz (Truck Nuts, Bull Balls, Biker Balls, what have you) are hilarious to some, while being dreadfully offensive to others. The Florida lawmakers were faced with this exact problem while trying to come to a vote on a proposed ban of the aftermarket testicles.




Some members didn’t see what the big deal was. Sen. Jim King revealed that he had a set on a personal truck that he described as “all pimped out,” going on to call the decoration no more than, “an expression of truckliness.” King was forced to admit however that his wife had convinced him to remove the Nutz.

Meanwhile Senators like Steve Geller found the whole discussion silly and off-putting saying, “I find it shocking we’d tell people with metallic testicles on their bumpers that this is a violation. There’s got to be better things for us to spend time debating.”